He got not only one or two or not even ten academic degrees, but a whopping TWELVE of em; he collects degrees as if they are ez-link cards. And he held a post once enjoyed by the great Sir Isaac Newton in his university.
But even he, mighty and brainy as he is, is no match for one of the greatest mysteries of the whole vast universe:
Too bad, he must have left Venus out in his studies.
|Not exactly this kind of Venus I'm talking about|
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